Bullets
- Broke up with my girlfriend yesterday and you know what? That was easier than I thought…it’s too soon for me to get back on that horse anyway. She took it like a champ and agreed. You know how you avoid the dentist because you’re scared that damned root canal is gonna hurt so bad and then you sack up and go anyway only to figure out that novocaine is your friend? That’s how this break up was—painless.
- The Dubs are going to sign Magette. Don’t really know much about him but I do know this, Baron…You’re going to an empty team! Mwahahaha!!
- I’m drinking way too much beer and not exercising enough. I’m joining a gym that only costs $15 a month and work reimburses me for it! It’s part of this company initiative to make a “fitter Lanai”.
- South swell in the water and it’s in time for my days off!!
- Anybody watching the new season of Weeds? You gotta love that show..Mary Louise Parker is hot in a smart-ass-white-girl kinda way.
- I’m tired.
3 years ago